'Honest-to-Goodness Indiana'? THAT'S HONEST-TO-GOODNESS POTTY TALK
Oh hey would you look at that? Indiana went all NEW-AGE HIP-HOP ILLUMINATI FANCY PANTS with its new tourism slogan, to which we — the fair-skinned pearl-clutchers of the state — say NO THANK YOU, GODLESS HOOLIGANS, TAKE YOUR VAGUE DEVIL-TALK BACK TO THE SODA FOUNTAIN FROM WHENCE IT CAME!!!!
No, sir, that will not stand. Please forgive my language, but it is a daggone CRIME against our sense of morality & aversion to risk-taking. You want to be “cutting edge” and “think outside of the buttermilk jug?” DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME, MISTER! This is Indiana. We tell it like it is and do not think outside of the buttermilk jug — for that is where danger and/or minorities lurk.
So pick a new one, please. Any of the following will do:
Indiana: It’s a State!™
Indiana: Latitude 37° 46′ N to 41° 46′ N!™