From the Pagoda Archives (2010): Carb Day Miscreants Who You’ll Want to Avoid
Carb Day is a wondrous affair full of merriment & drink. And while the vast, vast majority of those in attendance are delightful people who mean you no harm, there are certainly a few categories of nare-do-wells who you MUST be aware of. Some are potentially violent … others are merely catastrophically annoying. All can ruin your day if you’re not careful.
These are those categories.